On an earlier walk today I spotted a raven on the path just up ahead. It was pecking in earnest at something, and I found myself wondering the hell it was. It definitely looked fleshy from far away – an internal organ perhaps? Ooh, how exciting!
When I got closer, I found that it was in fact a sausage that had been stuffed into a condom and tied off. Somebody had just left it on the canal path.
I wish I’d remembered to take a picture of it with my celphone.