Daily Archives: April 12, 2005

Apparently, a talking Jesus with ‘movable limbs and hands that can grip objects’ – because Jesus apparently did a LOT of grappling in his day – is due to hit stores in May. Along with Jesus, the company ‘Messengers of Faith’ – a branch off of ‘Beverly Hills Teddy Bear Co.’, will also be releasing talking versions of Moses and the Virgin Mary.

At a foot tall, the dolls could totally go toe to toe with the GI Joe dolls released in the 80’s.

I can just imagine Jesus and Mary screaming, “COOOOOOOBRAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” now.

Best. Plastic. Doll. Battle. Ever.